No Internet! No casinos, slot machines, telephones, cell phones, laptops, electric razors, hot curlers, blow dryers, toaster ovens, curling irons, - we are true Romantics designing the real dream here- with no contemporary distractions. No boom boxes, televisions, tape recorders, discos, floor shows Vegas Style( GAG), noisy distractions, ship photographers (double ugh),micro, mini, ultra suede, hip-hop beebop, rap, punk, vinyl, plastic, instant potatoes- cheapie pseudo, semi, bulletproof polyester anything. No dayglo, easycare, drip-dry, permanent-press, fake, phoney, cubic zirconium, styrofoam, synthetic, low-cal, no-cal, substitute, Sweet and Low, artificial, simulated, reproduction, canned, rehashed, refried, dehydrated, imitation, NOTHING! And that's my 2 cents worth here aboard the RMS Romantic.