>>I know that Cameron's film isn't well liked on this board.<<
Only by Jim Kalafus and friends. They hate the film simply because their beloved TI (a very poor man's THS) wasn't invited to help with the making of it. I'm surprised the TI lot don't hate Titanic Branson given that they offered to help but were rebuffed - that is, the THS got there first.
As for THS, about the best I can say is "Janie the Titanic Maid." Tune into Branson commercial radio.
I object to this most strongly! I'm well aware of Jim's dislike of JC's Titanic. However, I would count myself as one of his friends and I love it. In fact, I've followed the criticism of the film on this board with interest.