According to the What's Going On? section at the bottom of the forum main page, at the time of writing there are "currently 5228 users online. 71 members and 5157 guests." Now that's what I call a real party! But is it legal to have so many people in such a confined space?
Well, just be sure to keep the beer warm. Britain has contributed much to civilised life on this planet - like football, the Beatles, Aston Martin and the BBC. We don't always get it right - Simon Cowell for instance. And Freddie and the Dreamers. But our greatest contribution has been warm beer. If God had meant beer to be chilled He would have made us all Americans.
Bob: I thought you lot broke down and bought yourselves huge American-style fridges some time ago. I could understand warm beer with yesteryear's British fridges, but now you have no excuse. Chill, I say! Chill! Chill!
I'll gladly buy the round and leave everyone to their preference, if only I don't have to drink warm beer. That happened to me only once, many years ago, and I still cannot shake off the queasy-making feeling that someone had drunk it before.