Hilarious Titanic spoof of Cameron's film

[Tania Jones]

Here's a fun little link for you:

jerrythefrogproductio...tanic.html

I just finished it and was rolling with laughter the whole time. I'm a fan of this movie but I'm not blind to its faults and I love reading things that make fun of it. This is the best mickey take I've read on Titanic.

 

[Paul Rogers]

Tania,

Your link didn't work, but I think I've found the site, as follows:
http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/Titanic.html

Regards,
Paul.

 

[Tania Jones]

Ack sorry! I'm glad you found the right one, however. Thanks for posting it.

 

[Iain Stuart Yardley]

Some great lines such as:

Rose: But mother, I want to be with him, so we can curse and spit all day and have scores of cursing, spitting, flea-ridden children. I am desperately unhappy.

Ruth: I fail to see why I should care.

Cheers,

Boz

 

[Jeremy Lee]

Mr. Ismay: I am an idiot of cosmic proportions. This ship is UNSINKABLE. As in it CANNOT, under ANY circumstances, be SUNK.

Iceberg: Oh yeah? We'll see about that.

AND

Jack: Please don't jump into the CGI water, Rose. I did that once, and it really sucked.

LOL!

 

[Mike Bull]

The funniest spoof of the film I've ever seen was that shown a few years ago in the UK, done by French & Saunders; among many other great scenes, they had a brilliant spoof of Cameron, swooping over his cast on a dolly crane, megaphone in one hand and a shotgun in the other, his every other scremed word being bleeped out!

 

[Colleen Collier]

Guy With Beard: Let me get out my virtual-reality Donkey Kong game.
&
Celine Dion:
Neeeear...faaaaaar....wheeereeeeever youuu aaaare!....
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WHERE do you get these things?!?! LOL!!!!!!!

 

[Iain Stuart Yardley]

I saw the French & Saunders spoof too - although I've seen it a stack of times, I still have a good snigger.

Favourite bits:

Rose (Jennifer Saunders): I want you to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.
Jack (Dawn French): What? On a bicycle with some onions?

Jack: Promise me you'll never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack.
Jack (sinking under water): You let go!

The "third class party" with Jack and Rose dancing with two leprechauns...the "fah, fah, fah, hiccup" scene at the first class dinner table...ahhh, memories....

 

[Ben Holme]

Jack: Promise me you'll never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack.
Jack (sinking under water): You let go!

That was indeed a classic, Boz! Seem to recall Dawn French emerged a few seconds later, complaining that the set replicating the North Atlantic smelt "like a urinal".

 

[Mike Bull]

The changing slides behind Jack and Rose on the bow, coupled with-

"...And I know that my heart will...GO ORNNNNNNNNNN!!!"

 

[Jeremy Lee]

Hey, Titanichave been voted the least deserving Oscar winner by Total Film magazine readers. I wonder why..... LOL

 

[Paul Rogers]

My favourite quote from the Titanic Hand Puppet link is below. I wonder why it always makes me chuckle...

HISTORIANS:
"Hey! They left out the propeller problems Titanic had before it left the port! Inaccurate! Inaccurate! We hate you, James Cameron!"

JAMES CAMERON:
*Rolling in money and Oscar nominations* "...Wha?"

Regards,
Paul.

 

[Megan brule]

Oh my, that was funny! The quotes I'm fond of are:

Mr Andrews: And over here you'll see our under stock of lifeboats. You don't care now, but later on you will.

and...

Rose: You mean our love is hard, blue and connected by chains?

Cal: pretty much.

Thank you Tania Jones for finding this wonderful spoof on the Titanic!

 

[Anna Jean.]

My favorite Titanic spoof was from a personal website... it wasn't a script, though. It was a WAV file. A guy does all the voices. It was called "Titanic in 80 seconds."

--

(background music - tune of My Heart Will Go On)

(falsetto old rose) It was 80 years ago... I remember the china, it smelled like new. (groan)

(rose) You unbelieveable bastard!

(cal) You mean the better half.

(british) Iceberg ahead!

(british) You belong in the E-class!

(jack) You can jump in, but I'll jump after you. It's kinda cold in there, it feels like a thousand needles. I won't like it, but if you jump in there, I'll have to jump in after you. Or something.

(rose) You're so annoying!

(jack) D-d-d-d-d-don't let g-goooo (groan)

("celine dion") Neaaaaar, faaaar, wherever you aaare, and the ocean da da da, da da da daaaaa...

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Ah. Well, it's much funnier if you hear it. If I ever find the link, I'll post it here...

 

[Shelley Dziedzic]

I have seen it Anna- and it is hilarious, as is "Thumbtanic". Another claymation feature called "Iceberg" features the other side of the disaster as seen by the seals and penguins on the berg-two who happen to be named, Rosie and Jackie. Of course one can make a case for what dreadful taste these things are, but who can understand the average sense of humor?
Here's the link to Iceberg.
inetfilm.com/movies/animation/titanic.html
Maybe someone should catalogue all of these things.