July 2002 Mummys Curse Sank Titanic

[sharon rutman]

I have in my possession a nice crisp copy of that smut rag Weekly World News for July 30 2002. Guess what's on the cover! Why the Titanic of course and a huge headline MUMMY'S CURSE SANK THE TITANIC. oy! I guess it's a slow week in smut land

 

[Tracy Smith]

And you know that there are some dumb clucks who believe every word of that garbage!

 

[sharon rutman]

Yeah,but among Titanic junkies it's always good for a laugh.

 

[Brandon Whited]

Another Titanic headline in Weekly World News!? Man, this is growing very old! I can think of only one thing that newspaper is good for, and I will not mention it here as it is not appropriate (use your imagination). Hint: "I seem to be running low on toilet tissue! Hmmm..."


Cheers,

-B.W.

 

[Michael H. Standart]

They must be having a slow day figuring out what lies news to print if they have to dredge up that poor old mummy again. Old Tut-Tut just can't get a good millenia's sleep.