Erm...barring, I should think, the men and women of the legal profession - lawyers and judges among them - who are valued members of this on-line community. They don't advertise their occupations, but I can assure you that they're out there. Of course this is a joke, but I know too many members of the legal fraternity - both as friends and as family - to believe that vampiristic or leech tendencies are synonymous with the profession.So, it DOES involve bloodsuckers. I was right!!!!