Dear Group,
It must have been Ilya's delightful, witty posts (what a joy to see you settled in and having fun, OM!) -- when I saw this thread about poor Mrs. Beesley, instead of feeling sad for her, I couldn't help thinking of "Thyslvesther" (as in "Sylvester and Tweety", i.e., Loony Toons -- appropriate for us, eh?). In penance, I went to an online medical site to see if I could find it, only to find more humo(u)r, which I cannot resist sharing. The following is by one Maynard Good Stoddard, from STITCHES, The Journal of Medical Humour:
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"I Chose Type 2: A Patient's Explanation Of The Diabetic Experience (STITCHES 77:53-55 1998. © 1998 Stitches Publishing Company)(reprinted in medscape.com.)
"Recently I ran across an article (the newspaper was lying on the floor at the time) that has left me more confused than usual. Here I've been living smugly with diabetes for these past 10 years or
so -- you know how time flies when you're smug -- and now I read this article that headlines the
question, "Can You Avoid Diabetes?"
Avoid it! My reason for smugness all these years has been based on the statement of a famous
surgeon: "The best way to live a long and healthy life is to adopt a chronic disease and take care
of it."
Upon reading this bit of authentic wisdom, my first question was, of course, how does one go
about "adopting" a chronic disease? Question number two: if I should choose this route to
longevity, which of the chronic diseases would be best-suited to my lifestyle? I certainly didn't
want to take on anything that would interfere greatly with my current robust state of health.
Woolsorter's disease had possibilities, as it required nothing more than the inhaling of spores
from contaminated sheep's wool. But being the shy person I am, I was not about to go around
asking farmers if I could sniff their sheep.
And I might have given phthisis a shot, had it not been for the pronunciation problem. How many
of my close friends -- close as six feet, let's say -- would I have left after boasting of my chronic disease and spraying them with phthisis germs? Also, as you may have already surmised, I don't have a glut of close friends as it is..."
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Regards to all -- Susan
P.S. As an aside, "medscape.com" is a great medical-reference site, aimed primarily at medical professionals, but open to us "ordinary folk", as well.