I've seen the Monty Python one, in the context Titanic is masquerading as "Mother Goose" and had her bottom chewed off by Chairman Mao-fish. The crew has to keep revising as they run short of clothing, "Women, children, red indians, and 14th century Florentine merchants with little bobbly things on their hats first..."
"That's not Florentine, that's Flemish! Florentines had rosettes in contrasting colors, not little bobbly things!"
"Okay, Okay! Women, children, red indians and 14th cent--"
"Excuse me, but didn't 15th century Florentines have the little bobbly things?"
"Yes, but by then.." You get the idea.