Titanic 2 Jack's Back


Linda Kuai

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Oh man...you beat me to it! It's hilarious!! I liked how Jack couldn't spell Rose's name..."Bukkater"...Hahahaa!!!

And how he skewed Celine Dion's voice...I can't explain it...but when you hear it, you'll know what I mean.

I'm still laughing!! LOL!!!
 

Don Tweed

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Has anyone seen this? It is a joke of course but very funny. Just search for Titanic 2 and have a good laugh!!!
-Don

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João Carlos Pereira Martins

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I've never understood for what purpose this was made... or if it's only a joke?
 
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Is that the one where Jack is unthawed and revived? Ya, that's a dandy bit of jokery. I only wish my computer weren't so useless so I could download it.
 
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Brianne O'Brien

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Yeah.. if you don't want to download it you can just watch it at he website.

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Russell Smith

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Someone with a little creativity, a little editing skill and WAY too much time on their hands came up with this.

Titanic: The Sequel

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Jack's Back and out of the deep freeze and since Rose has kicked the bucket he's with her Granddaughter Lizzie. Alls well that ends well, I guess.

Jack-I don't know how the world works. I've been frozen since 1912. I need you to help me Hissie. What's a Credit Card? I know your with Brock Shovitt now but that didn't stop me from stealing your Grandmother Hose from Cal Pockley.

I can go on and on. I got a million of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxmyaOyA8s
 
May 27, 2007
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Hey Russell

It's pretty much a given that there is just about a thread on anything Titanic on this site. This site isn't called Encyclopedia Titanica for nothing.
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May 27, 2007
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quote:

I see I have my mission defined: To find something new & unique about Titanic to add.
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More power to you, Good Sir.
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I started the Influenza Thread and Jazz Age Thread. But alas both of them really have very little to do with Titanic. But their fun and informative so I'm content.
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I did start a thread about The White Ship (La Blanch Nef) but it went nowhere.
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It was the twelfth Century Version of Titanic. Except the Poor guy survived and the rich died. Including the King Of England's son and heir.

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Marines don't give up easily.
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Nor should they.
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Jim Kalafus

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Hmmmm... what is the standard solution to the problem faced by producers when a lead character is killed off in a film, and a sequel beckons? The "twin brother/sister" plot devise, a la City Slickers 2. Fix Jack up with a twin brother, "Mack," and, according to film making logic you're good to go.

Thing is, it never works on an audience level.

Another great trite solution to this problem is the hoary "ghost footage" devise in which the figurative- or literal- ghost of the beloved dead character appears to haunt the memory, or bedroom in literal cases- of the other lead.

I've always lobbied for Evita 2, the world's first post-mortem musical...a fun filled catchy operetta about the globe trotting antics of her mummy 1952-1977. "Argentina! Uruguay! Italy! Spain! And Now, The Hearts of Theatregoers Everywhere...it's EVITA 2!" Perhaps such an approach could be taken with Titanic, commencing with Rose butching herself up in Gortons of Gloucester Fisherman drag and stowing away aboard the Mackay-Bennett in a noble effort to find Jack.
 
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Naw lets have Jack make a play for Lizzie. Somebody has got to teach him about the modern world and all. Claire Danes can play Lizzie. They cast Maggie Gyllenhaal in Katie Holmes's original role in the Batman Movies. Although I haven't seen the New Batman Movie yet so I could be wrong.
 

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