I pick Return to the Titanic featuring none other than King Cheesy himself: Telly Savalas! I watched the documentary on YouTube and to me it is flat out hilarious. I think Savalas nearly tripped on a chair at one point and then there was the mummy curse! Otherwise, I think the Walter Cronkite one sucked as well. It seems a bit silly to think that camera crews are running all over the ship interviewing John Jacob Astor, Captain Smith, and others. Also, it isn't Lord Ismay, at least as far as I know. Then there was one where James Cameron was in a submersible obsessed over a clock for five minutes. Does anyone else have a Titanic documentary that they just think was really bad and pointless?